"I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat."

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Patrice O'Neal

#Sexy Quotes #Giving Quotes #Done Quotes

“Among those evils which befall us, there are many which have been more painful to us in the prospect than by their actual pressure.”
“When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die.”
“A man is no less a slave because he is allowed to choose a new master once in a term of years.”

Source : Lysander Spooner (1973). “No Treason and a Letter to Thomas F. Bayard”
“Love - at least the pair-bonded, prescribed love - does not conquer all.”
“When the government violates the people's rights, insurrection is, for the people and for each portion of the people, the most sacred of the rights and the most indispensible of duties.”
“The act of meditation is being spacious.”
“My dear hands. Farewell, my poor hands.”

Source : "Sergei Rachmaninoff: A Lifetime in Music". Book by Sergei Bertensson, p. 381, 2002.
“The traveler to the United States will do wellto prepare himself for the class-consciousness of the natives. This differs from the already familiar English version in being more extreme and based more firmly on the conviction that the class to which the speaker belongs is inherently superior to all others.”

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