"I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.""

-- Brad Williams

#Comedian Quotes #Should Quotes #Menus Quotes

“Change. Adapt. Bend so as not to be broken. Let opportunity guide your actions.”
“Success always takes help. Failure is done alone.”

Source : Twitter post from Feb 18, 2013
“Things get very distorted when you do a movie, weirdly so.”

Source : "Director James L. Brooks talks Spanglish". Interview with Brian B., movieweb.com. December 16, 2004.
“I've always found that beauty and confidence are synonymous. If you feel confident, that's what people see.”

Source : "Cindy Crawford to Release a Book in 2015" by Stephanie Chan, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 19, 2014.
“I'm writing this down, because it is going to be hard for me to say it. Because this is probably our last time just us. See, I can write that down, but I don't think I can say it. I'm not doing this to say goodbye, though I know that has to be part of it. I'm doing it to thank you for all we have had and done and been for one another, to say I love you for making this life of mine what it is. Leaving you is the hardest thing I have to do. But the thing is, the best parts of me are in you, all three of you. You are who I am, and what I cherish in myself stays on in you.”
“True reflection presents me to myself not as idle and inaccessible subjectivity, but as identical with my presence in the world and to others, as I am now realizing it: I am all that I see, I am an intersubjective field, not despite my body and historical situation, but, on the contrary, by being this body and this situation, and through them, all the rest.”

Source : Maurice Merleau-Ponty, Thomas Baldwin (2004). “Maurice Merleau-Ponty: Basic Writings”, p.228, Psychology Press
“So this is how life was, she thought with a faint smile: It wore you down until you emerged at its wildest, most unexpected ends.”
“In the future, maybe quantum mechanics will teach us something equally chilling about exactly how we exist from moment to moment of what we like to think of as time.”

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