"It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog."

-- Milton Jones

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“I am fifty years old and I have never known what it is to love. I can write those words, know them to be true, but feel only the regret that a tone-deaf man must feel because he can't appreicate music, a regret less keen because it is for something never known, not for something lost.”

Source : "Gustave Courbet".
“I don't think anyone is thinking long-term now.”
“I work hard and I party hard. When I go to work, I know what I am doing and I do it to the best of my abilities. When I party, I take exactly the same rule book with me.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.”
“[My son] will have a fairly stable future. Not one where the schoolyard talk is whose father grossed $8 million on his last picture.”
“I have to birth those ideas. Those designs have to come into the world. It's not only my goal, it's my reason for being on the planet. If I'm not doing them, then I'm not fulfilling my calling. It's very instinctual for me.”

Source : Source: www.elle.com
“God uses millions of no-name influencers every day in the simplest selfless acts of service.Â They are the teachers whose names will never be in the newspaper, pastors who will never author a book, managers who will never be profiled in a magazine, artists whose work is buried in layers of collaboration, writers whose sphere of influence is a few dozen people who read their blogs.Â But they are the army that makes things happen.Â To them devotion is its own reward.Â For them influence is a continual act of giving, nothing more complicated than that.”
“If all difficulties were known at the outset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all.”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 22, 2014

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