"Donald Trump said prior to the debate that he wants to be very civil. He said that instead of referring to all Hispanics as criminals, he'll call them criminal Americans."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Sometimes at night I worry about TAMMY. I worry that she might get tired of it all. Tired of running at sixty-six terahertz, tired of all those processing cycles, every second of every hour of every day. I worry that one of these cycles she might just halt her own subroutine and commit software suicide. And then I would have to do an error report, and I don't know how I would even begin to explain that to Microsoft.”
“Ignoring expectations makes you look at the world in a fresh way.”
“Donâ€™t waste your life waiting until everything is perfect before you start enjoying it.”
“If you don't mind me saying, Mr. Hale. She's a keeper." He pointed in Kat's direction.”
“I'm retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I'm actually doing it.”
“All teachers are already leaders. It's in the nature of teaching.”
“Jane Austen has often been praised as a natural historian. She is a naturalist among tame animals. She does not study men (as Dostoevsky does) in his wild state before he has been domesticated. Her men and women are essentially men and women of the fireside.”
“But who cares? I can honestly look back and realize that everything happened for a reason. Everything that fell apart has fallen back into place beautifully and magically.”

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