"While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake."

-- Henny Youngman

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“Nothing makes an actor feel freer and more inventive and more creative than being trusted.”

Source : "Kevin Kline Talks DARLING COMPANION, Charlie Kaufman’s FRANK OR FRANCIS, and His Oscar Short with Mike Myers". Press conference, collider.com. April 19, 2012.
“Things kind of happen organically with me.”
“Water is the one substance from which the earth can conceal nothing; it sucks out its innermost secrets and brings them to our very lips.”
“The critic is actually describing a conscious representation of their interaction with the wine, and therefore the score of rating is a property of that interaction and not the wine itself”
“Novelists want to flood, poets want to distill.”
“Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.”

Source : "What Hemingway Would Think of the Internet", July 2, 2011.
“We're not just somebody's girlfriend who smiles all the time and bakes cookies and always has lingerie ready and their hair done. That's not real. The roles that I play are about bringing as much reality into it as possible.”
“To reject revelational epistemology is to commit yourself to defending the truth of autonomous epistemology.”

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