"Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Graduation Quotes

“God suffers in the multitude of souls whom His word can not reach. Religious truth is imprisoned in a small number of manuscript books, which confine instead of spread the public treasure. Let us break the seal which seals up holy things and give wings to Truth in order that she may win every soul that comes into the world by her word no longer written at great expense by hands easily palsied, but multiplied like the wind by an untiring machine.”
“While you can fill every heart as your own full of laughter loud as gold and passion quick as silver.”

Source : Ryan Adams (2009). “Infinity Blues”, p.232, Akashic Books
“I am the daughter of the Chairman of the Board and thus, was raised with great music.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Notable American Women is a weird nougat of a book that suggests Coetzee, Kafka, Beckett, Barthelme, O'Brien, Orwell, Paley, Borges-and none of them exactly. Finally you just have to chew it for its own private juice.”
“True tragedy may be defined as a dramatic work in which the outward failure of the principal personage is compensated for by the dignity and greatness of his character.”
“He who repents his sin and acknowledges it, is forgiven.”

Source : Jacob Grimm, Wilhelm Grimm (2013). “Complete Fairy Tales”, p.13, Routledge
“Tropical nights are hammocks for lovers.”
“Provenance is something very important in jewelry. You want to know who has worn a piece of jewelry and who it has belonged to - it's part of its history, part of its aura.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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