"Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that."

-- Milton Jones

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“I have before me a newspaper slip on which a writer expresses the opinion that no one should be allowed to possess more than one million dollars' worth of property.”
“I don't want to be a professional cripple. And I don't see the suicide stuff as tragic.”
“I think this confusion leads intellectuals and artists themselves to believe that the elite arts and humanities are a kind of higher, exalted form of human endeavor.”
“We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is drink.”
“The world does not understand theology or dogma, but it understands love and sympathy.”
“I envision a day when every city and town has front and back yards, community gardens and growing spaces, nurtured into life by neighbors who are no longer strangers, but friends who delight in the edible rewards offered from a garden they discovered together. Imagine small strips of land between apartment buildings that have been turned into vegetable gardens, and urban orchards planted at schools and churches to grow food for our communities. The seeds of the urban farming movement already are growing within our reality.”
“Let me tell you something. I ain't scared of nothing. I came out my mama.”
“I pity the man who can travel from Dan to Beersheba, and cry, 'Tis all barren--and so it is; and so is all the world to him who will not cultivate the fruits it offers.”

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