"It's interesting, once I have convinced people that, yes, I have a sister with a mental disability, the * jokes really dry up, so I'm not sure how much * humor is really going on out there, but I imagine there's a lot because it's a pretty safe group to make fun of. It's not like the Retards of America are gonna rise up and organize a protest. They're not gonna write letters. They only just recently got the Supreme Court to stop executing them."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#Fun Quotes #Writing Quotes #Dry Up Quotes

“I've said this before, but going and playing with the guys that have been to the World Series, the elite players of the game, there's no harm in hanging around those guys at all.”
“I would lose straight away if I went on 'American Idol.”
“And so much of my life has been about returning home and longing for home, wanting my children to know about my roots. And I thought I can't be the only one to feel this way so I thought it would be an interesting topic to explore.”
“Im as conservative as they come.”
“Books are a narcotic.”
“We are not voting for health care if we do not resolve this language on public funding for abortion - no public funding for abortion.”

Source : "Democratic Congressman Bart Stupak: Health Care Hero or Villain?". On the Record" with Greta Van Susteren, www.foxnews.com. March 05, 2010.
“Fahrenheit 451 is one of those books that is about how amazing books are and how amazing the people who write books are. Writers love writing books like this, and for some reason, we let them get away with it.”

Source : Josh Lieb (2015). “Ratscalibur”, p.161, Penguin
“When I die my death will be caused by indignation at the stupidity of human nature ...”

Source : Marie Bashkirtseff (1919). “Marie Bashkirtseff: the journal of a young artist, 1860-1884”

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