"Yesterday, Attorney General John Ashcroft had surgery to remove his gall bladder. Doctors say the surgery was difficult because Ashcroft refused to take his clothes off."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Doctors Quotes #Clothes Quotes #Yesterday Quotes

“Mary awoke from her nightmare with a pounding heart, convinced that she had only imagined Elizabeth's cruel plot. A full moon was shining into her chamber, illuminating everything around her in silvery light. That was when she noticed for the first time that there were bars on her window.”
“The Americans are impatient by nature.”
“In order to write about life first you must live it.”
“Get rid of words and meaning, and there is still poetry.”
“Normally, we push away the things we're scared of.”
“As the world's "most dynamic" cities seek to manage their own urban growth, American state and local officials have much to offer. Our mayors can share their experiences in urban design, clean energy projects, Smart Grids, codes for energy efficient buildings, transportation safety, and innovative environmental solutions.”

Source : "Seizing the Opportunities of Global Urbanization: The New Frontier in America’s International Economic Policy" by Robert Hormats, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 25, 2013.
“When you are doing what you really love and creating the life that you really want it will be easier to create a healthy personal relationship with someone that will be supportive of what you want too.”
“sometimes, how a situation is perceived carries more weight than the reality of the matter.”

Source : Tammara Webber (2012). “Easy”, p.144, Penguin UK

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