"Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate."

-- Margaret Cho

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“I must say that "Give Peace a Chance" has always seemed to me to be sensible advice.”
“My father was an urchin that lived in Hell's Kitchen. He was part of a family of nine. I mean, there were times that were better and worse, but mostly, by the time we got to L.A., they'd lost whatever they had. And it was a sad time. And both he and I became truck drivers for different companies.”
“Sometimes terror and pain are not the best levers; deception, when it works, is the most elegant and the least expensive manipulation of all.”
“Drawing is the necessary beginning of everything [in Art], and not having it, one has nothing.”
“I do not believe there is such a thing as a God.”
“It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.”

Source : Kelly Williams Brown (2013). “Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps”, p.40, Hachette UK
“Why argue about things you can't prove?”
“I like a man who can come out and say he's nervous on the first date. I think that would be really cute.”

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