"When one door closes another door opens. Usually a refrigerator."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#Break Up Quotes #Encouraging Quotes #Broken Heart Quotes

“Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn't belong to the White House aides. What meat do they eat that makes them grow so great?”
“The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday, thatâ€™s guaranteed. And I canâ€™t begin to explain that- or the craziness inside myself and everybdy else,but guess what? Sunday is my fav day again”
“I'm not so sure he's wrong about automobiles," he said, "With all their speed forward they may be a step backward for civilization-that is, spiritual civilization ... But automobiles have come, and they bring a greater change in our life than most of us expect. They are here, and almost all outward things are going to be different because of what they bring. They are going to alter war, and they are going to alter peace.”

Source : Booth Tarkington (2013). “The Magnificent Ambersons”, p.128, Courier Corporation
“Our vanity makes us exaggerate the importance of human life; the individual is nothing; Nature cares only for the species.”
“All living creatures are sparks from the radiation of Godâ€™s brilliance, emerging from God like the rays of the sun.”
“I look at every business and ask, How long can this last? How can I identify the status quo and change it?”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“It seems like the right thing to do is tackle problems other people aren't working on.”
“They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it.”

Source : Vivian Vande Velde (2002). “Heir Apparent”, p.131, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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