"Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them."

-- Brad Williams

#Want Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“Mark Twain said, The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bug. Fill your book with lightning.”
“Your gut is your inner compass.”
“Feelings are sometimes difficult to discover, and often even more difficult to acknowledge. Yet hidden in your deepest feelings is your highest truth.”
“There is such a gauntlet of risk that you go through when you climb up to Everest.”
“bubbles of false opinion will last whole ages, and deceive whole generations, till they are broken by some powerful breath, and even then how often they reunite, and again shine in the eyes of men, who hold them solid as cannon-balls!”

Source : Sara Coleridge Coleridge (1873). “Memoir and Letters”, p.103
“The big and the fast beat the small and the fast. If you check out the NBA today, they're big and fast.”
“The enemy wants to steal our peace and keep us stirred up, anxious, fearful, upset, and always in a stance of waiting for something terrible to happen at any minute.”
“Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment, full effort is full victory.”

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