"It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot."

-- Brad Williams

#Idiot Quotes #Amount Quotes

“I could be a school teacher and be rich. It has nothing to do with your money; it has to do with your knowledge. If I was a school teacher, I would be ten times richer because I have more time off! They get the summer off, holidays off, weekends off.”
“I therefore take the liberty of proposing for this hypothetical new atom, which is not light but plays an essential part in every process of radiation, the name photon.”
“You have to learn certain skills to present magic.”
“Bad days, good days, â€˜Iâ€™ll cut you if you look at me the wrong wayâ€™ days. Iâ€™ll take them all.”
“Many of our greatest musicians abandoned all of their aesthetic objectives to try to become pertinent. And, at the end of the day, they never became pop stars. I counter stated that very strongly, and I continue to do that.”
“Self-confidence carries conviction; it makes other people believe in us.”
“The U.S. military today garrisons the planet in a fashion without historical precedent. Successive administrations, regardless of party, justify and perpetuate this policy by insisting that positioning U.S. forces in distant lands fosters peace, stability, and security. In the present century, however, perpetuating this practice has visibly had the opposite effect. In the eyes of many of those called upon to "host" American bases, the permanent presence of such forces smacks of occupation. They resist. Why should U.S. policymakers expect otherwise?”

Source : "Tomgram: Andrew Bacevich, What Obsessing About You-Know-Who Causes Us To Miss". www.tomdispatch.com. May 7, 2017.
“I think that we can't deny the public's want for balancing out the images that are out there depicting women. Not all of us are 17 and a size two.”

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