"If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#People Quotes #Enjoy Quotes #Dentistry Quotes

“We will work on inclusive governance for inclusive growth”
“There are people out there with three jobs and small children. Being an actor is a walk in the park compared to working as a cleaner overnight. I'm lucky I'm not plucking chickens.”
“Keep the change, Gin," McCallister said in a smarmy, mocking voice. "Consider it an early Christmas present." "Aw," I drawled. "A whopping thirteen cents. You're too kind, Jonah. Why, you'd put Ebezener Scrooge to shame with your bighearted generosity.”
“I want to know if you can get up after a night of grief and despair, weary and bruised to the bone, and be sweet to the ones you love. I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and truly like the company you keep in the empty moments of your life.”
“If you put the talent of all my brothers together, they wouldn't add up to the talent that was in my father.”
“Never steal another reporter's story; never take the last of another reporter's ammo; never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace "never" with "always"...”
“There is no value with just one restaurant or with one person. The brand has to be bigger than the person.”
“God designed the stomach to eject what is bad for it, but not the human brain.”

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