"I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom."

-- Iliza Shlesinger

#Mom Quotes #Dad Quotes #Eye Quotes

“I have been, and will go on, fighting that damnable, dirty, rotten business with all the power at my command.”
“Being true to yourself means living in truth with each person in your life. It means refusing to say or do something that you don't believe is right. Living in truth with other people means that you refuse to stay in any situation where you are unhappy with the behavior of another person. You refuse to tolerate it. You refuse to compromise.”
“Donald Trump has been rewriting the rules since he got into politics.”

Source : Source: live.washingtonpost.com
“Most artists I run into aren't that thrilled with what they do anyway. They are glad to have different versions out there to see which one the audience likes the best.”
“Even in the important matter of cranial capacity, Men differ more widely from one another than they do from the Apes; while the lowest Apes differ as much, in proportion, from the highest, as the latter does from Man.”
“It doesn’t make sense, it’s not logical, it’s not a safe profession or a smart profession if you wanna make money or have a living or have a family. So the fact that we keep doing [theatre] means we’re getting something from it that is almost childlike in its innocence.”

Source : "Lapine, Fontana, and Shalhoub Talk Moss Hart And ‘Act One’". Interview with Rob Weinert-Kendt, www.americantheatre.org. April 9, 2014.
“If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.”
“It isn't wise to be rude to one's mother. She knows everything about your childhood that is potentially embarassing.”

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