"Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'"

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Children Quotes #Humor Quotes

“Theres a confidence that comes from youth and not knowing better. But there comes a point, as an actor, when you do know better, and that is when the fear starts.”
“During the long drag of years before our youngest child went to school, my love for my family and my need to write were in acute conflict. The problem was really that I put two things first. My husband and children came first. So did my writing. Bump.”
“A true champion can adapt to anything.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.”
“I think the biggest lesson I learned from my Dad was the importance of telling the truth.”
“The Japanese are human beings like the rest of us, but they will strongly resent this insinuation.”
“Vamps who are dying, or think they are, give a piercing, eardrum-bursting shriek, like the love child of a screech owl and a mountain lion on crystal meth, amplified like a seventies rock band.”

Source : Faith Hunter (2012). “Raven Cursed: A Jane Yellowrock Novel”, p.307, Penguin
“Nay, in death's hand, the grape-stone proves As strong as thunder is in Jove's.”

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