"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."

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Henny Youngman

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“You cannot lecture another people about what you think is right or wrong based on your value system unless you're willing to accept others imposing their value system on you.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“What was lost in the European cataclysm was not only the Jewish past--the whole life of a civilization--but also a major share ofthe Jewish future.... [ellipsis in source] It was not only the intellect of a people in its prime that was excised, but the treasure of a people in its potential.”
“The directors did an amazing job and Josh Holloway is just he's just shining. I think that, of the people I started working with, he's one of the people I'm most impressed with. How he's grown and learned and he's been just stunning everyone with his performances.”
“A few years ago no hotel or restaurant in Boston refused Negro guests; now several hotels, restaurants, and especially confectionary stores, will not serve Negroes, even the best of them.”

Source : Ray Stannard Baker (1908). “Following the Color Line: An Account of Negro Citizenship in the American Democracy”
“We fail when we try to give simple answers to complicated problems.”
“Black is real sensation, even if it is produced by entire absence of light. The sensation of black is distinctly different from the lack of all sensations.”
“One of the things I believe in is a sense of human nature.”
“How many more times do we have to come to terms with death before we find safety?”

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