"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

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Source : Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints (1966)

Phyllis Diller

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“The word 'pure' has never revealed an intelligent meaning to me. I can only use the word to quench an optical thirst for purity in the transparencies that evoke it - in bubbles, in a volume of water, and in the imaginary latitudes entrenched, beyond reach, at the very center of a dense crystal.”
“And here I am, dying in my bed, like cattle die. May the eyes of cowards never sleep.”
“As the body rolled to the ground Tarzan of the Apes placed his foot upon the neck of his lifelong enemy and, raising his eyes to the full moon, threw back his fierce young head and voiced the wild and terrible cry of his people.”
“Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy.”

Source : Charles Stuart Calverley (1872). “Fly Leaves”, p.41
“I really like acting but, just now, the more I read a script I find myself thinking I'd like to direct rather than act.”
“You're often looking at writing from writers who, for the most part, are working in forms that traditionally fit into other genres. But sometimes, in the midst of their better-known stuff, there's this wayward thing, and because it's wayward it isn't considered representative of their work, so it falls through the cracks.”
“The difference between hope and despair is a different way of telling stories from the same facts.”

Source : Twitter post from Jan 08, 2013
“Better to be an optimist who gets disappointed than a pessimist who has no hope.”

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