"Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner."

-- Milton Jones

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Corners Quotes

“You're in this constant state of flux and transition, as if you had jet lag all the time. The acting part of it is easy. It's all the other things that come with it that are a bit difficult.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I don't eat a lot of anything. A little bit of everything, but not a lot of everything. Small meals all day long.”
“A number of current theoretical explorations will turn out to be passing fancies...”

Source : "Inward Bound : Of Matter and Forces in the Physical World" by Abraham Pais, (p. 45), 1988.
“When people wear our Bolivian knits and see who knitted them, they are excited because they know they are supporting this women's cause in Bolivia. And it shows you that we are all connected. It's not a machine making your clothes in a black hole somewhere. There is a human being behind it, and a community there.”
“I Have often thought if the minds of men were laid open, we should see but little difference between that of the wise man and that of the fool. There are infinite reveries, numberless extravagances, and a perpetual train of vanities which pass through both. The great difference is, that the first knows how to pick and cull his thoughts for conversation, by suppressing some, and communicating others; whereas the other lets them all indifferently fly out in words.”
“The sun is coming down to earth, and the fields and the waters shout to him golden shouts.”
“It may take months or years for a wish to come true, but it's far more likely to happen when you care so much about a wish that you'll do all you can to make it happen.”
“Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.”

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