"They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom."

-- Barry Cryer

#Boredom Quotes #Damage Quotes #Adultery Quotes

“to travel faster than a speeding bullet is not much help if you and it are heading straight towards each other”
“I have never let gender get in my way. It has taken me over 30 years to get from a garage to the huge campus that we have today. And it's been a long journey.”
“But she has gathered that Americans, in spite of their public declarations of affection, in spite of their miniskirts and bikinis, in spite of their hand-holding on the street and lying on top of each other on the Cambridge Common, prefer their privacy.”
“In this climate - with belief in guardian angels and creationism becoming commonplace - making fun of religion is as risky as burning a flag in an American Legion hall.”
“House Speaker Pelosi worried about the opposition, the tone of it, perhaps leading to violence as it did in the 70s. Theres more recent examples of anti-government violence - occurring even in the mid-90s. Do you worry about that?”

Source : "Meet the Press" with David Gregory, www.nbcnews.com. September 20, 2009.
“Launching a breakthrough idea is like shooting skeet. People's needs change, so you must aim well ahead of the target to hit it.”
“Perdiccas threatened to put him to death unless he came to him, "That's nothing wonderful," Diogenes said, "for a beetle or a tarantula would do the same.”
“A thought, once uttered, is untrue”

Source : Fyodor Ivanovich Tyutchev, “Silentium”

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