"Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn't have running water for a long time and we didn't have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#Running Quotes #Long Quotes #Water Quotes

“If venereal delight and the power of propagating the species were permitted only to the virtuous, it would make the world very good.”
“You cannot change what has already happened. You can always change the way you respond.”
“I realized how for all of us who came of age in the late sixties and early seventies the war was a defining experience. You went o r you didn't, but the fact of it and the decisions it forced us to make marked us for the rest of our lives, just as the depression and World War II had marked my parents.”

Source : Linda Grant (1991). “Blind Trust”, Fawcett Books
“I like to get in my own world. When I'm getting ready for a meet, I always have headphones on, listening to rap music to get myself fired up”
“Failure is the true test of greatness”
“I think hell is something you carry around with you, not somewhere you go.”
“For some reason if we hear 100 praises and one criticism, we focus on that one hurtful thing.”
“Being delivered from bodily sins is not enough; we must also cleanse the inner energy which dwells in our soul. For out of our hearts 'proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders, thefts, covetousness' (Mk. 7:21) and so on ? these are what motivate people.”

Source : Saint Gregory Palamas, Christopher Veniamin, Monastery of St. John the Baptist (Essex, England) (2009). “The homilies”, Mount Thabor Pub

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