"Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the agent admitted he's on more drugs than Barry Bonds."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Running Quotes #Home Quotes #Yesterday Quotes

“I'm not saying that the gas chambers didn't exist. I couldn't see them myself.”
“I never know how to get off the phone, so I'm terribly admiring of people who can.”
“What worries me though, is that after all those victories people don't see me as a human being anymore. I am not a machine, I have a heart beating in my chest -not an engine, there's blood in my veins- not oil. I know pain and fatigue. I can lose but I will strive to win everything.”
“That Ted Turner is a genius...He has taken what used to be a carnival side show and turned it into a gold mine. Yes - wrestling has become prime time for the masses. He's making these giant men into millionares with movie star status.”
“On the printed page, it's best to have everything - you know, to still mind your P's and Q's, dot your I's and cross your T's, yes.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“Why did children seem to be so often spontaneous, joy-filled and concentrated while adults seemed controlled, anxiety-filled and diffused? It was the Goddam sense of having a self.”

Source : Luke Rhinehart (1998). “Dice Man”, p.65, The Overlook Press
“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.”
“The social model of the Bolsheviks failed, as will any model that denies individual rights, intellectual freedom, and freedom of competing political parties. Without these freedoms and rights, there is no motivation for people to work. Such a system cannot be sustained, especially in light of the technological revolution of the information era.”

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