"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."

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Elayne Boosler

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Clever Quotes

“If parents had children who were good sleepers, they assumed this was due to their good parenting, not good luck.”

Source : Liane Moriarty (2014). “Big Little Lies: Now an HBO limited series”, p.116, Penguin UK
“It is important to meet people where they are. It reminds me of yoga, to which people may flock for the physical benefits, often to find that the spiritual benefits match or even outweigh them.”

Source : "Animal Advocate and Author Karen Dawn: The Welfare of Animals and the Earth". Interview with Barbi Twins, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. January 27, 2015.
“Realizing full well that fine condition and confidence will not in themselves make a champion, it is my belief, however, that they are essential factors.”

Source : Major Taylor (1928). “The Fastest Bicycle Rider in the World: The Story of a Colored Boy's Indomitable Courage and Success Against Great Odds; an Autobiography”
“The more perfect one becomes, the less he is inclined to speak of the imperfections of others.”
“If things are nice there is probably a good reason why they are nice: and if you do not know at least one reason for this good fortune, then you still have work to do.”
“In daily terms, the work of listening is to be constantly worn free of our preconceptions and preferences so that nothing stands in the way of our direct experience of life.”
“happiness has always seemed to me a great achievement.”
“Social media is its own sort of thing: Twitter and Facebook have changed the way everyone perceives everything.”

Source : "Broadway's Once 'Guy' Talks About Exiting the Hit". "Brief Encounter" with Kenneth Jones, www.playbill.com. March 27, 2013.

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