"Donald Trump says heâ€™s President Obamaâ€™s worst nightmare. Thatâ€™s not true. Having to make a decision is Obamaâ€™s worst nightmare."

-- Jay Leno

#Decision Quotes #President Quotes #Nightmare Quotes

“I think I'm just as good as anyone. That's the way I was brought up. I'll tell you a secret: I think I'm better! Ha! I remember being aware that colored people were supposed to feel inferior. I knew I was a smart little thing, a personality, an individual - a human being! I couldn't understand how people could look at me and not see that, because it sure was obvious to me.”
“I have written a book called 'In the Wonderland of Numbers.' It's about a young girl, Neha, who is very poor in mathematics, but in a series of illusory experiences, she becomes a great mathematician.”
“I am very happy and excited to re-sign with the Yankees.”
“I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.”
“I'm pretty clear about what I'm capable of doing.”
“I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?”
“I can assure you that everything I say and do has the complete approval of the Fuehrer and that I would not say or do anything that does not have his approval.”

Source : Speech in Leipzig, March 4, 1935.
“All human progress is preceded by new questions”

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