"Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable."

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #People Quotes

“If I am not right for something there are many talented actors out there that will get it.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.”
“...a mind, if given only the best food never craves any other.”
“One out of every 100 American men is HIV positive. The rate of infection has reached epidemic proportions in 40 developing nations.”
“I close my eyes, hoping to slip into the same dream again, but then that never happens, does it?”

Source : L. A. Meyer (2010). “Mississippi Jack: Being an Account of the Further Waterborne Adventures of Jacky Faber, Midshipman, Fine Lady, and Lily of the West”, p.486, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“I think MySpace is doomed, I give them about two more years.... I think Facebook is the next Microsoft in both the bad and the good senses. That's an amazing company that is going to do a lot of good and bad things.”
“A vicious teacher is just a vicious teacher, as a vicious neighbor may happen to be. But a vicious mother - means that the whole world is vicious.”

Source : "Parenting For Everyone" by Simon Soloveychik, (Book 1, part 2, ch. 20), 1977-1986.
“You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.”

Source : Charles Franklin Kettering (1961). “Prophet of progress: selections from the speeches of Charles F. Kettering”

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