"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

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Rodney Dangerfield

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“There are two reasons why people fail. One is irresponsibility. The second is fear.”
“If you're deeply engaged in an event, you're part of it. But if you're outside of it, disinterested, you are the regard that registers history. And that disinterestedness is different from objectivity. The objective view sees only the event, while the disinterested one participates as well as views by creating that link to history. It's a type of viewing that's both inside and out of the event, that brings to the viewing the capacity for human emotion, for compassion, but holds it openly. And objectivity excludes the human element, and is therefore not a point of view open to humans.”

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“In architecture as in all other operative arts, the end must direct the operation. The end is to build well. Well building has three conditions: Commodity, Firmness and Delight.”

Source : 'Elements of Architecture' (1624) pt. 1
“Less effort in this game makes more results.”
“Most people are searching for a path to success that is both easy and certain. Most paths are neither.”
“Variety, as they say, is the spice of life. For me, that counts tenfold in the world of music!”
“Things are changing. They need to change more. It should not be of any note that a woman does something, because women do everything.”
“Why, oh why must one grow up, why must one inherit this heavy, numbing responsibility of living an undiscovered life? Out of the nothingness and the undifferentiated mass, to make something of herself! But what? In the obscurity and pathlessness to take a direction! But whither? How take even one step? And yet, how stand still? This was torment indeed, to inherit the responsibility of oneâ€™s own life.”

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