"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."

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Source : "Strategic Grill Locations". 1999.

Mitch Hedberg

#Funny Quotes #Long Quotes #Would Be Quotes

“Here's the thing about faith: It gives us the strength to go on when we want to give in. It gives us the courage to get up when we want to lie down. It gives us the power to make a way out of no way when there ain't no way. Just as love can't make you strong until love has made you weak, well, faith can't lift you up until life has knocked you down. With faith or without it, we can't stop the waves. But with it, we don't need to. Because with it we can ride the surf.”
“I'd love a drug that was good for you, I was thinking about ecstacy with Vitamin B.”
“Apology is the most courageous gesture we can make to ourselves.”

Source : John Kador (2009). “Effective Apology: Mending Fences, Building Bridges, and Restoring Trust”, p.3, Berrett-Koehler Publishers
“Self-deception is a defining part of our human nature. By recognizing its various forms in ourselves and reflecting upon them, we may be able to disarm them and even, in some cases, to employ and enjoy them. This self-knowledge opens up a whole new world before us, rich in beauty and subtlety, and frees us not only to take the best out of it, but also to give it back the best of ourselves, and, in so doing, to fulfil our potential as human beings. I don't really think it's a choice.”

Source : FaceBook post by Neel Burton from Mar 05, 2013
“Happily, fantastic fiction is slowly gaining in status.”

Source : Source: www.raintaxi.com
“People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it. Better yet, build it. Predicting the future is much too easy, anyway. You look at the people around you, the street you stand on, the visible air you breathe, and predict more of the same. To hell with more. I want better.”
“It turns out we're very good at not seeing things”

Source : Interview with Jeffrey Brown, www.pbs.org. July 5, 2012.
“Politics move, as fast as Twitter, and for everyone to think that in four years America was going to be perfect is ridiculous.”

Source : "Cedric The Entertainer Talks 'The Soul Man'". Interview with Geneva S. Thomas, www.ebony.com. June 20, 2012.

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