"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Doctors Quotes #Dating Quotes #Fine Quotes

“Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.”
“What makes that record special is something that is gone from music today - it's called a rhythm section.”
“The green reed which bends in the wind is stronger than the mighty oak which breaks in a storm.”
“The time will come when this luscious golden tomato, rich in nutrition, a delight to the eye, a joy to the palate whether fried, baked, broiled or even eaten raw will form the foundation of a great garden industry.”
“Prayer is like money - it has no smell.”

Source : Simone Berteaut (1972). “Piaf: a biography”, HarperCollins Publishers
“Let the perfectionist play postal.”
“You will not experience all life has to offer you or begin to experience life at its fullest as long as you are satisfied with mediocrity. You have to be disgusted with your current circumstances before your circumstances can change.”
“Simply unleashing our imaginations can be empowering.”

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