"People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible."

-- Patrice O'Neal

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“The best Mother's Day gift I ever got was just a full day with the kids where they did their mommy pampering. They cut cucumbers and put them on my eyes and my daughter gave me a facial. I'm not even sure what was in it!”
“Girls interested in modeling need to realize that its hard work. You can go to a shoot in the morning and not even start shooting until 10pm - and still be there at 5am the next day. Then if you still havenâ€™t got the shot, youâ€™ll have to go back the next day and start again!”
“Computers can bully us. A slow and unreliable system will bring even the toughest soul to their knees as they find themselves completely defenseless against the erratic whims of their rogue machine.”
“Surely, if we considered detraction to be bred of envy, nested only in deficient minds, we should find that the applauding of virtue would win us far more honor than the seeking slyly to disparage it. That would show we loved what we commended, while this tells the world we grudge at what we want in ourselves.”
“I have lots of interests, but it's true that dancing is a very full-time job.”
“Getting up early and setting myself daily targets, even outside of acting, keeps me active and motivated in general and thus happier, which I hope translates into my personality and my work.”

Source : Interview with Ocean Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. December 31, 2013.
“I think that's the whole point of music - to inspire people.”

Source : "Exclusive Q&A with Carney's Reeve Carney". Seventeen Interview, www.seventeen.com. July 19, 2011.
“Lifeâ€™s a marathon, not a sprint.”

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