"Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?"

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes

“I tell you the truth: if I lived in a country where there was no day appointed for elections, I would become a revolutionary, if not a terrorist. And that is because I love liberty too much; without liberty a man is not a man. He has no dignity.”
“The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.”
“Obamas foreign policy is strangely self-centered, focused on himself and the United States rather than on the conduct and needs of the nations the United States allies with, engages with, or must confront.”
“Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important. Capture the good times. And if things don't work out, just take another shot.”
“We're like a gardener with a hose and our attention is water - we can water flowers or we can water weeds.”
“A lot of times the movies I think are the funniest are dramas. I feel like dramas are so much funnier because they're actually capturing human beings. Humans are so weird and clumsy, and that, to me, often makes me laugh more.”
“I had to live in the desert before I could understand the full value of grass in a green ditch.”
“If an honest man is the noblest work of God, then Mr. Lincoln's title to high nobility is clear and unquestioned.”

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