"With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one."

-- Rodney Dangerfield

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“I never go straight to the point if I can go the most difficult way. Why be simple when you can be complicated?”
“When I understand myself, I understand you, and out of that understanding comes love. Love is the missing factor; there is a lack of affection, of warmth in relationship; and because we lack that love, that tenderness, that generosity, that mercy in relationship, we escape into mass action which produces further confusion, further misery. We fill our hearts with blueprints for world reform and do not look to that one resolving factor which is love.”
“But an innovation, to grow organically from within, has to be based on an intact tradition, so our idea is to bring together musicians who represent all these traditions, in workshops, festivals, and concerts, to see how we can connect with each other in music.”
“You are what you eat." Nothing else. Never. If you are nourished with cow's milk and later with herbs, you'll become someone whose whole life is good only for being exploited by others.”
“The man had arrived at that stage of drunkenness where affection is felt for the universe.”

Source : David Halliburton, Stephen Crane (1989). “The Color of the Sky: A Study of Stephen Crane”, p.49, Cambridge University Press
“Most Americans have a sense of what the blues is. But in Hong Kong, they have no sense of the blues.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“Making money from money is like aerobatics.”
“My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road.”

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