"I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that.""

-- Brad Williams

#Ass Quotes #Expecting Quotes #Come Up Quotes

“I, for one, would think both about how far we have come as a country and how much further we need to go to erase racism and discrimination from our society.”
“If you're facing what looks like a large problem, receive it as a compliment from the Universe. What a great soul you must be!”
“You can NEVER rise higher than your expectations of yourself. Expect the BEST!”
“Life is always at some turning point.”

Source : Irwin Edman (1968). “The Uses of Philosophy: An Irwin Edman Reader”
“I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.”
“There are times where you can't do it yourself and the system takes over, or it's appropriate to do things differently. But I think driving your son and your wife away from hospital was really important to me.”

Source : "Adventurer. Storyteller. Host of the Amazing Race". Interview with Zoe Kors, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. May 25, 2013.
“Giving men marriage tips is a little like offering Vikings a free booklet titled How Not to Pillage.”

Source : Robert Wright (2010). “The Moral Animal: Why We Are, the Way We Are: The New Science of Evolutionary Psychology”, p.183, Vintage
“Im working on a bunch of things with my daughter Emily. In some ways, shes a smarter and better editor than I am.”

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