"So I phoned up the spiritual leader of tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial a lama."

-- Milton Jones

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“When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body.”
“Every professional was once an amateur.”
“Sure I was glad to see John Wayne win the Oscar I'm always glad to see the fat lady win the Cadillac on TV, too.”
“I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.”
“I guess racism is sort of like a form of discrimination but it's just that you classify people in different colours and different races. I think everyone is born with an inherent, the inherence to discriminate.”
“RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.”
“People know that fame and position are pleasant, but they do not know that the pleasure of anonymity is most real. People know that hunger and cold are distressing, but they do not know that the distress of not experiencing cold or hunger is greater.”
“To read a poem is to hear it with our eyes; to hear it is to see it with our ears.”

Source : Octavio Paz (1973). “Alternating Current”, p.66, Arcade Publishing

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