"One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There's so many things that I can not do in life, and this is, like, the one thing that I have mastery over. It's my world. And anybody who's coming to the show, it's like they're coming because they know that this is my world."

-- Margaret Cho

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“The second I walked into the first interview with Harry & Niall, Harry immediately came bounding up to me asked me my name, gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and asked if iâ€™d like a drink or a chocolate bar from the fridge. Having only 8 minutes with each group, he probably knew I couldnâ€™t sit munching on a chocolate bar, but he gave me the tour of his fridge nonetheless, and I did take a Daim bar.”
“Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous.”
“Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.”

Source : "Fictional character: Elwood P. Dowd". "Harvey", www.imdb.com. December 20, 1950.
“Work, work, proletarians, to increase social wealth and your individual poverty; work, work, in order that becoming poorer, you may have more reason to work and become miserable. Such is the inexorable law of capitalist production.”

Source : Paul Lafargue (2016). “The Right to be Lazy and Other Studies”, p.12, Library of Alexandria
“A successful suicide demands good organization and a cool head, both of which are usually incompatible with the suicidal state of mind.”
“I think I would like to write screenplays, books, really anything.”
“Why should I resign ... First of all, I am not guilty of any of these charges. Second, we have a constitution to follow.”
“I was really more interested in dramatic work, but I thought, 'Well, I guess I could do comedy.”

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