"Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!'"

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Source : TV Series "Comedy Central Presents" ("Dave Attell", 1999), (1998– ).

Dave Attell

#Sex Quotes #Funny Relationship Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Party is organized opinion.”
“The more centralized the power, the less compromises need to be made in architecture.”

Source : "Which are the world's ugliest buildings?" by Jonathan Morrison, www.theguardian.com. July 21, 2008.
“Why have I had this life? If I knew, I wouldn't have done it”
“April's air stirs in Willow-leaves...a butterfly Floats and balances”
“My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.”
“I still don't really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it and I like being inventive and original. That's the problem with doing a longer set - you can't do every joke that you have because some stuff contradicts other stuff. Even when you know that the audience knows that you're joking and it's not true, you still can't do a joke about your family dying and then later talk about your Mom. I mean you want to keep some kind of cohesive order going.”
“I met John when I was 18 and I was in my first John Waters film when I was 19.”

Source : "EXCLUSIVE: MovieWeb talks to the cast of A Dirty Shame!". movieweb.com. September 13, 2004.
“Beauty can be seen in all things, seeing and composing the beauty is what separates the snapshot from the photograph.”

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