"It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in."

-- Tommy Cooper

#Funny Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Library Quotes

“People think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.”
“I think that my life changed at 50. Many things happened. Menopause, the end of youth and my daughter died that year after being a whole year in a coma. So I think that I changed and I became an elder at 50.”
“I'm not aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize!”
“What say you, Luxa?" said Vikus. "What can I say, Vikus? Can I return to our people and tell them I withdrew from the quest when our survival hangs in the balance?" said Luxa bitterly. "Of course you cannot, Luxa. This is why he times it so," said Henry. "You could choose to - " started Vikus. "I could choose! I could choose!" retorted Luxa. " Do not offer me a choice when you know none exits!" She and Henry turned their backs on Vikus.”
“I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.”
“Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.”

Source : "I’m Not Weeping; It’s an Allergy" by Dick Cavett, opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com. January 23, 2009.
“It made a big difference to my match stamina. I couldn't imagine I would have been so energetic during the match - it really gave me a welcomed extra boost!”
“The person who experiences most wins.”

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