"Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?"

-- Jim Jefferies

#Funny Quotes #Children Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Our loving Heavenly Father wants us to become more like him. God understands that we get there not in an instant, but by taking one step at a time.”
“writing fiction is the best thing there is because absolutely everything is possible!”
“I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!”
“To man, that was in th' evening made, Stars gave the first delight; Admiring, in the gloomy shade, Those little drops of light.”
“He has so many creations, and yet He never forgets me, but I only have One Creator, and Iâ€™ve forgotten him countless times.”
“Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants?”
“I've never left music behind, but I've had success in television.”
“My fiction is based on both my own experience transformed, altered, juggled and changed to suit the demands of composition, character, and plot. If I see a theme emerging in a story I will likely take it up and develop it. I hardly ever set out with a conscious plan and if I do the story usually takes over and takes me where it wants to go.”

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