"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."

-- Phyllis Diller

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes

“From the point of the view of the nation's power, it was obvious that while we were fighting the Sino-Japanese war, every effort was to be made to avoid adding to our enemies and opening additional fronts”
“I’m saying language is a passport. A dubious, dangerous passport too.”

Source : "Writers attack 'overrated' Anglo-American literature at Jaipur festival" by Alison Flood, www.theguardian.com. January 20, 2014.
“I don't love large groups of men. I've always felt like something terrible could happen when there were no women. If there are women around, it feels like there's less of a chance that anyone will get stabbed.”
“When you've got a new family, any kind of security you can have is great.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Obama is talking to voters as though he is their boss, or their principal, or their father. He is not any of those things. He is their employee. And employers don't like it when their employees yell at them - even if their employees have it right.”
“For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.”
“The day I pitch, I feel confident I can stop the other team.”
“I think it's the same to be an actress anywhere because the profession is about attitudes towards events -- it is a process to try to understand life. I think this is the case for actors across the world.”

Source : "Zhou Xun: China's queen of quirk". www.cnn.com. January 29, 2010.

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