"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

-- Henny Youngman

#Get Well Quotes #Two Quotes #Sick Quotes

“Every good citizen should be willing to devote a brief time during some one day in the year, when necessary, to the making up of a listing of his income for taxes to contribute to his Government, not the scriptural tithe, but a small percentage of his net profits.”

Source : Remarks in the House, Congressional Record, vol. 50, p. 505, April 26, 1913.
“They told me, Heraclitus, they told me you were dead, / They brought me bitter news to hear, and bitter tears to shed.”

Source : 'Heraclitus'; translation of Callimachus 'Epigram 2' in R. Pfeiffer (ed.) 'Callimachus' (1949-53)
“To attempt to pay for salvation with church membership, prayers, or good deeds is an insult to Christ, who paid the full price-and is a rejection of the gift of God's grace.”
“All diseases begin in the gut.”
“I just love to fight, and regardless of who I'm fighting, I want to be at the top level.”

Source : Source: www.boxinginsider.com
“I like the idea of having a film that is choreographic in all its aspects, not only in the dancing scenes, but also in the way the camera and the characters move in order to have that feeling that it's always musical.”
“Probably a few weeks after I was born I started having casts put on my legs to straighten them out. After that corrective shoes and with a brace in between.”

Source : "Kristi Yamaguchi: Olympic Medalist, Fitness Guru And Mom". "Tell Me More" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. April 26, 2011.
“Instead of criticizing, find out how to help.”

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