"I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking."

-- Eugene Mirman

#Fathers Day Quotes #Baby Quotes #Drinking Quotes

“When there is a psyche-disrupting event in your life, it can prevent you from getting the long blocks of sleep at night that are so important to healthy aging.”
“We judge on the basis of what somebody looks like, skin color, whether we think they're beautiful or not. That space on the Internet allows you to converse with somebody with none of those things involved.”
“We women of America tell you that America is not a democracy. Twenty million women are denied the right to vote.”
“It's a great day to be alive. I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes.”
“What a great opportunity to come to my fifth Olympics, be flag bearer and also be a returning medalist so I have a platform to talk about something and hopefully do some good in this world.”
“To judge sins is the business of one who is sinless, but who is sinless except God? Who ever thinks about the multitude of his own sins in his heart never wants to make the sins of others a topic of conversation. To judge a man who has gone astray is a sign of pride, and God resists the proud. On the other hand, one who every hour prepares himself to give answer for his own sins will not quickly lift up his head to examine the mistakes of others.”
“All meaningful and lasting change starts first in your imagination and then works its way out. Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
“I suspect any worries about genetic engineering may be unnecessary. Genetic mutations have always happened naturally, anyway.”

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