"My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them."

-- Ken Dodd

“Our horizon is the creation of a noble society to which, like the medieval builder of those glorious cathedrals, you will have added your conception, your artful piece of stone.”
“I just go out there and play basketball. God's given me the ability. The only thing I can do is go out and play.”
“Hyun Joong brother always prays SS501 WILL BE FOREVER ONE so we always try our best to make our performances cool.”
“Why is it so hard to articulate love yet so easy to express disappointment?”

Source : "The Descendants". Book by Kaui Hart Hemmings, p. 236, 2008.
“Before I had decided to get into politics, I was laying the groundwork to have a career in the law, but that was really to lay the foundation to teach, either at the college level or law school level after my federal clerkships.”
“In sports, you simply aren't considered a real champion until you have defended your title successfully. Winning it once can be a fluke; winning it twice proves you are the best.”
“Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.”
“Love reacts with goodness towards those who ill-treat it.”

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