"I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?"

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Source : "Cho, No Mercy" by Sam Hurwitt, www.sfgate.com. June 12, 2005.

Margaret Cho

#Gay Quotes #Parades Quotes #I Realized Quotes

“I love my mom! You can too for $12!”
“I don’t feel pressure. I don’t give a toss about it. I spent the afternoon of Sunday, July 9, 2006 in Berlin sleeping and playing the PlayStation. In the evening, I went out and won the World Cup.”

Source : "I Think Therefore I Play". Book by Andrea Pirlo and Alessandro Alciato, April 15, 2014.
“Somebody's gotta win and somebody's gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy lose.”
“The Jews might become the dynamite that will blow up the British Empire.”
“I have been here before in my head. To everyone else, it is my first Olympics. To me, it's my thousandth.”
“We are close to God when we are close to people. If we think of God as something in favor of the betterment of human beings, and if we act in a way that brings about that betterment-if we do not cling to riches, selfishness, or greed-then I believe we are getting closer to God.”
“College professors have two bad traits. They are logical and they are easily flattered.”
“Do what you love, but be damned sure it's profitable. If you do work you love, but it doesn't generate income, your business will fail. If you do work you hate, but it generates income, your health will fail... and your business along with it. If you can't do what you love and make it profitable, you've either got a hobby or a headache, not a sustainable business. Don't settle for anything less than passion and profit.”

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