"The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White."

-- Jay Leno

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“Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife.”

Source : FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Oct 08, 2012
“I had friends. The idea of being forever separated from them and from all their troubles is one of the greatest sorrows that I suffer in dying. Let them at least know that to my latest moment I thought of them.”
“No word floats without an anchoring connection within an overall structure.”

Source : Stanley Fish (2011). “How to Write a Sentence: And How to Read One”, p.17, Harper Collins
“We come to this book because something is missing in our souls. This book will take you through the steps that you stumbled over in all your other attempts. And it will bring more than you asked for.”

Source : Ruben Papian (2013). “How to Wish”, p.13
“Suffering is the ancient law of love; there is no quest without pain; there is no lover who is not also a martyr.”

Source : "Mysticism: A Study in the Nature and Development of Man's Spiritual Consciousness". Book by Evelyn Underhill, p. 152, 1912.
“I don't live on other people's terms.”
“I think I have a lot of crazy layers.”
“If you're looking for like, a pure base for your behavior on stage, maybe it's better to say, "Yeah, you're not obliged to pretend. But, you're also obliged to not pretend." So you have access to both sides, if you will. It's never a pure binary thing, but you can pretend. If you have total agency as a performer, then both are at your disposal.”

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