"Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife."

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Source : FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Oct 08, 2012

Dana Gould

#Home Quotes #Perfect One Quotes #Knives Quotes

“Yes, I always played the bad woman. I actually did.”
“I'm one of the top 2 or 3 or 4 most conservative members in the House of Representatives when it comes to economics.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Take inventory of everyone with whom you have contact.”
“Children leave... and parents stay behind. Still, some things are deeper than time and distance. And your father will always be your father...And he will always leave a light on for you.”
“Not doing things you can do is the whole point of laziness. Not doing something you can't do is just sensible.”
“The main social responsibility for a company is to win.”
“When I was just starting out in the business, I used to love to watch Lorne Greene doing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I said right then, 'That's what I want to do someday,' and it's been one dream that has come true.”
“The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food. But when Eva walks in, she becomes the center of attention.”

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