Janet Varney famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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No. 1 music event in 1998? 'Weird Al gets LASIK to cure his myopia. At the same time, he grows out his hair and shaves his mustache, drastically changing his look.'
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I'm from Arizona where I feel like our history, as a state, is so young in comparison to some of these wonderful southern cities and towns.
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Quaintness is creepy. So let's maximize that.
-- Janet Varney
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I hate the color red almost as much as i hate blond hair,"he said with an amused tone. -Dank
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I am the reincarnation of Pikachu. That's why my hair is yellow, you see.
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I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.
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When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.
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My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones.
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The essence of knowledge is to know what obedience and worship are -Abu Hamid al
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Al is on the surface. And it's been a long way, but we're here.
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There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
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Al Gore clearly has the vision... it's a much better vision than that of George W. Bush.
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His presidency ended more than a decade ago, but politicians, Democrat and Republican, still talk about Ronald Reagan. Al Gore has an ad noting that in Congress he opposed the Reagan budget cuts. He says that because Bill Bradley was one of 36 Democratic Senators who voted for the cuts. Gore doesn’t point out that Bradley also voted against the popular Reagan tax cuts and that it was the tax cuts that piled up those enormous deficits, a snowballing national debt.
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