"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!"

-- Tommy Cooper

#Wife Quotes #Funny Marriage Quotes #Toilets Quotes

“But it is the fear, not the writing that defeats me. Everything is not a masterpiece.”
“My mother born in Mexico, but was Lebanese in origin. She born 1902 the same year my father arrived to Mexico when he was 14 years old.”
“Only those who live forever can act like there's time to waste.”
“Man is a centaur, a tangle of flesh and mind, divine inspiration and dust.”

Source : Primo Levi (2005). “The Black Hole of Auschwitz”, p.157, Polity
“It takes years to make an overnight success.”
“My philosophy is, don't take no for an answer and be willing to sacrifice your entire project for freedom.”
“Good planning avoids the need for fixing up a project that plowed ahead without thought... about potential pitfalls.”
“I was oppressed with a sense of vague discontent and dissatisfaction with my own life, which was passing so quickly and uninterestingly, and I kept thinking it would be a good thing if I could tear my heart out of my breast, that heart which had grown so weary of life.”

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