"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."

-- Henny Youngman

#I Love You Quotes #Love You Quotes #Married Quotes

“If you look at Hollywood today, compared to five years ago, 10 years ago, 20 years ago or 30 years ago, the change from moment to moment has always been extraordinary. It never stops moving.”

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“Grace is something you can never get but only be given.”
“In elective politics, it's up or out. You go up the ladder, or you get out of the game.”
“Happiness in the ordinary sense is not what one needs in life, though one is right to aim at it. The true satisfaction is to come through, and see those whom one lives come through.”
“As a programmer, it is your job to put yourself out of business. What you do today can be automated tomorrow.”
“She touches me The jungle lights up with incinerating fire Looks like a flaming serpent I look into her eyes I see a movie flickering Car crashes People kicking corpses Men ripping their tracheas out and shaking them at the sky I think to myself: I donâ€™t want to survive this one I want to burn up in the wreckage Cooking flesh in the jungle”
“You can't succeed coming to the potluck with only a fork.”
“We presently have the technology ... fuel cells, solar cells, hydrogen ... the opportunities are amazing for clean energy.”

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