"My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!"

-- Henny Youngman

#Time Quotes #Son Quotes #Feet Quotes

“There are two kinds of people in one's life-people whom one keeps waiting-and the people for whom one waits”
“I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies.”

Source : "Kyle Dunnigan on the commercial futility of 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas'". Interview with Marah Eakin, music.avclub.com. December 10, 2013.
“If I wanted to be famous, I could have been famous before. I mean, I produced a Frank Sinatra special-- Elizabeth Taylor, with Michael Jackson, Gregory Peck, I won't even take a picture.”

Source : "Love on the rocks". "Dateline NBC" with Stone Phillips, www.nbcnews.com. February 6, 2014.
“I am such a big fan of Batman.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“It's a lot of work to keep reinventing yourself and coming up with new stuff, but that's what it takes to be in show business.”
“This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.”
“Teaching...can be likened to a conversation in which you listen to the speaker carefully before you reply.”
“If you are honest, hardworking, reasonably intelligent and have good common sense, you can do well in the investment field as long as you are not too greedy and don't get too emotional when things go against you.”

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