"Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it."

-- Eugene Mirman

#Lonely Quotes #Sex Quotes #Heart Quotes

“Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.”
“Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.”

Source : Boris Johnson (2003). “The essential Boris Johnson: lend me your ears”
“Normally, I've found in my life that the louder you speak, probably, the less of a fighter you are. All the fighters I've had a chance and the honor to serve with didn't pat themselves on the back, were pretty humble men and women.”

Source : "Dewhurst, Cruz appeal to bases on Texas runoff eve". www.foxnews.com. July 30, 2012.
“Less money for public media means less access to the arts.”

Source : "The Last Oasis of Free and Independent Music" by Nellie McKay, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 5, 2012.
“The problem is that corporations have way too much power in Congress and the government and they're rigging the system so that they don't pay taxes, but we do. We pay for all these crazy wars they come up with.”
“I think the effective use of quotation is an important point in the art of writing. Given sparingly, quotations serve admirably as a climax or as a corroboration, but when they are long and frequent, they seriously weaken the effect of a book. We lose sight of the writer - he scatters our sympathy among others than himself - and the ideas which he himself advances are not knit together with our impression of his personality.”
“Love is a brilliant illustration of a principle everywhere discoverable: namely, that human reason lives by turning the friction of material forces into the light of ideal goods.”
“All wisdom does not reside in Delhi.”

Source : "Chidambaram: Poor Conditions ‘Dehumanize’ Police". Interview with Geeta Anand, blogs.wsj.com. February 7, 2012.

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