"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."

-- Ken Dodd

“Every noble deed dieth, if suppressed in silence.”
“From the 9th to the 15th centuries, the area which is now modern Spain was home to the greatest peaceful agglomeration of cultures ever known in the post-literate worldEven more remarkable than the flowering of art itself was the confluence of cultures that produced it: under the rule of Islam, Muslims, Jews and Christians lived and worked together in relative harmony.”
“The future isn't a place that we're going to go, it's a place that you get to create.”
“God makes appointments with us in our disappointments. To see the pattern we must take three steps involving the heart, the mind, and the cross”
“How often we expect big things from God without preparing for big things from him”
“Most of my lyrics are little stories about my experiences or those of my friends.”
“I donâ€™t know how to explain it.â€ â€œTry words. If that doesnâ€™t work, weâ€™ll move on to interpretive dance.”
“In our day heaven and earth are on tiptoe waiting for the emerging of the Spirit-led, Spirit-intoxicaed, Spirit-empowered peole. All of creation watches expectantly for the springing up of a disciplined, freely gathered, martyr people who know in this likfe the life and power of the Kindgom of God. It happened before, it can happen again.”

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